I was walking down the street and I started having a conversion with a worm. It was nice.
why do all old ladies have short hair
i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am
so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney